kimstylez in effect

2012-02-03T14:08:00.000+08:00

Earthquake or bad workmanship at solaris

2012-01-26T23:43:00.001+08:00

New child obedience tool

2012-01-16T14:41:00.001+08:00

I will beat ur ass in the shape of a heart !! Watch out children!

emceeing snips fashion show - dec 29th , 2011

2011-12-02T03:56:00.000+08:00

pretty makeup artist right? SOOK YEE

kaleidoscope kimberlee

most comfortable shoes ever... and can wear for dressy events

getting tired waiting for the choreographer to coach the models.. im not gaysist, but he was too diva for my liking..

heres a short vid behind the scenes...

and then it cut off so what you gonna do ya?

yo

2011-08-28T06:52:00.001+08:00

rockin it at the airport

Test

2011-07-27T16:01:00.001+08:00

Gghh

2011-07-10T22:53:00.002+08:00

what they dont know is im tricking the guy into buying me more drinks.. :P

2011-05-21T19:54:00.000+08:00

Heres my friend Deeda. She's an artist. So I forced her to draw something on my wall.

The finished product . hawt. and the drawing too...

heres a commercial i voiced for... you may see it in theatres

2011-05-20T07:25:00.000+08:00

you know you're in singapore when

2010-11-16T17:38:00.005+08:00

-you eat on the mrt and people stare at you like youre naked (with a small one)

-suddenly you feel clubbing wear is not so overdressed for orchard street. (stop staring at me!)

-when you go through the customs , the airport security actually monitors the screens when your bags go through the xray belt instead of making eyes at you.. (pweet pweet) u dari mana?

-chewing gum is living on the edge

- you are used to getting pushed around and even guys don't open doors for you.. (it's like being in a gay club or something)

-suddenly you're poor even when you go to 7-11. ( i guess it's instant noodles again tnite:))

2010-01-06T08:07:00.000+08:00

DJ earworm

2010-01-05T23:26:00.002+08:00

2010-01-05T00:06:00.001+08:00

2009-04-24T17:35:00.000+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMiFwiZMSQc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmotorcoconut.com%2F&feature=player_embedded

2009-01-17T04:17:00.002+08:00

2009-01-14T01:40:00.003+08:00

dont drink and drive ..

2006-12-11T17:27:00.001+08:00

I went to a party, And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would,

that I didn't drink and drive,

though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,

And your advice to me was right.

The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece.

I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say,

the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry.

can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high.

Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives?

And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven, put " Mommy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter,

Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!" So I love you and good-bye.

LESSONS FOR THE HOLIDAYS

wear you seatbelts even if youre a fatty and think they are uncomfortable,
dont go in your drunken friends car even if he drives a sexy porshe, just take the keys and tell him his car is actually solar powered so he has to wait till morning to drive it.
dont drink and drive, i know new years is coming up so drink to your hearts content, if you know you are going to get drunk, give your keys to your friend the one wearing the glasses and carrying his girlfriends purse. (yes, that friend) tell him to tell you your car is actually solar powered once you start dancing on the bartop and telling everyone how much you love them..

a message from miss kimberly

things i am sick of listening to people say or ask

2006-12-02T20:34:00.001+08:00

are you chinese?
are you sure?
no really, youre indonesian right?
are you japanese?
see #2
do you have a boyfriend?
why do you not have a boyfriend?
can i be your boyfriend?
why are you in malaysia?
yes, sure send me your resume
oh thanks for your resume, oh but we're NOT hiring
but can i call you sometime?
please attach a photo with your resume for no apparent reason whatsoever
are you from australia?
no?
but i have a friend in australia
can i be your friend?
so when will you have sex with me?
please press two for english
yes how i can helping you?
what is your name on the line?
yes miss kimmelly..
ok miss kimmelly you explain the whole problem with your connection to me already but now i transfer you to someone else because i donno
yes what is the name on the line?
yes mr. kebbedy how i can helping you?
ok your computer you must shut down unplug all the cables, turn off all the lights, count to 58, plug all back , turn around 12 times and if this not work you call back
yes and reference number 345678987654323456789876543245678765434567876543
yes hello who on the line?
hello?
hello?

insert broken heart here..

2006-11-27T08:38:00.000+08:00

Sometimes What may be the best thing For you to do

Sometimes thats the hardest thing For you to do

And that, that's real you know 'cause I know I love you

I know how I feel about you But I also know that don't Make everything alright

And for that reason I gotta say goodbye

Tell me Have you ever been in love Situation where the Best thing you could do

Was the hardest thing You've ever done

But you try to do What's right And I know deep down inside

That I really wanna be There by your side

But I can't stand to see you cry

Not when it's because of me

When it's over I'll never love another ,..........

I'm always thinking of you I'm doing this because of you

and I don't wanna say goodbye I don't wanna let you see me cry

Looking out the window and wonderin' why

Do we have to Say all those things That we said that night ?

BabyI don't wanna say goodbye So I'm just standing here Wondering why

Just don't like to See when you cry So I'mma say goodbye

Whatchu think causeI packed your stuff That inside I aint really Really cracking up?

Cause you're wrong I just hide it good Cause I know that's What you need

And there's more to life Than loving yourself You gotta learn to Love somebody else

And that's why I Do the things that I do

Aint no one in this world that can ever take your place

all the love that we shared it can never be erased

and I know that, that it hurts so bad and i'm sorry cuz you're the best i've had

famous people that i have worked with;and have yelled at me lol

2006-11-25T01:52:00.000+08:00

JARED LETO

you may remember him from fight club,alexander, the thin red line, urban legend, girl interrupted, raquiem of a dream , blahhhhh blaahhhh

how i know him- shot his music video called ' the kill'. this is his band, called

'30 seconds to mars'----------------------------->>

he took me into a room and as he was in a frantic mood cause it was his first time directing scolded me for sending the wrong talents in for the wrong scenes.. but i was merely following orders from my Assistant Director.(i was the 2nd AD.)

he was very much disliked on set.. but still worth being yelled at for. LOL

Jackie Chan

you may remember him from - shanghai nights, rumble in the bronx, rush hour, the medallion, the tuxedo, police story, blah blah....

how i know him- worked with him on the tuxedo

One of the nicest guys ive ever spoken to. he showed us skateboarding tricks and was really humble, even though he arrived with a hot set of twin girlfriends.

Hilary Duff

you may remember her from - lizzie mcguire, cheaper by the dozen, a cinderella story, cadet kelly, bleh bleh

how i know her- worked on the set of 'cadet kelly' with her

but at that time she looked like this---------------->>

Michelle Yeoh

you may remember her from-memoirs of a geisha, the touch, james bond

how i know her- i actually dont, but my father dated her for over a year!

man, if i ever meet her, im going to say "hey michelle, omg, can i work for you?? You did the naughty with my daddy!! (that'll surely get her attention)

thats all for now folks, lemme see if i can remember who else has wronged me and i shall blog about them too..!!jk

addictive game..

2006-11-18T06:49:00.000+08:00

i got to 16 secs!!

http://members.iinet.net.au/%7Epontipak/redsquare.html

cows and the government

2006-11-18T05:54:00.000+08:00

SOCIALISM:You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows.The Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:You have 2 cows.The Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:You have 2 cows.The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cows.The Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:You have two cows.You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:You have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. (lol)

A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cowsBut you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:You have 5000 cowsNone of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:You have two cows.You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:You have two cows.Both are mad.

AN IRISH FARMER:You have two cows.You claim government subsidies for eight cows.

2006-11-18T05:49:00.000+08:00

Hurray! My master's putting on his coat, getting ready to take me outside! Wait, what's this? What are you putting on me? Oh god, I can't breathe. Why am I being lifted off the ground!? You bastard! I will eat your child.

funny shit

2006-11-18T05:44:00.000+08:00

Things People Hate About Other People

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

things I YAM anticipating

2006-11-16T06:31:00.000+08:00

ITS WINTER TIME BACK HOME AND IVE BEEN FEELING DOWN, SO THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT SO I DONT FEEEL SOO BAD..

LIKE, raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and red wollen mittens.

and ..

setting up the christmas trees with my loved ones.. (minus the white people in the pic)

followed by the opening of gifts of course

doing yoga with the yogis.. thinking of hot yoga, any takers?

oh and sitting on a pile of money once i get a job!!

going to see the sites in SINGAPORE with kampung boy !!

maxin and relaxing and tanning my belly on the beach side after monsoon season has subsided

GETTING MY CAMERA BACK!!! PLEASE GOD!!!!

and what are you looking forward to?

who am i ? really now..

2006-11-16T05:38:00.000+08:00

im.. an aries child..-Keywords: active, initiating, leading, independent, aggressive, impatient, combative, energetic, pioneering, naive, assertive

lets break it down ..

active-ill be jamming to a madonna song irratically at 530 in the morning whilst my other half in in zzzzz land

initiating- i like to start trouble where peace lurks

independent - i am perfectly content spending a weekend tap tappin away on my laptop

aggressive- if you step on my toes , ill fuck you up nigga

impatient - ill make up all the excuses in the world to bud the line, and if that doesnt work, ill flash a titty

combative-if you step on my toes, ill fuck you up nigga

energetic - something about madonna and 530 am

pioneering - ill come up with a 14 page business plan which outlines exactly why waterproof bathing suits are the outfit du jour..

naive- i fail to consider why a waterproof bathing suit would absolutely not fly with consumers

assertive-please see aggressive and combative..

Some Famous people with Moon in Aries: Dido Armstrong, Tyra Banks (Moon and Mars in Aries), Sarah Ferguson, Whitney Houston, Lucy Lawless (Sun and Moon in Aries), Heather Locklear, Jennifer Lopez, Meg Ryan, Kevin Spacey

i dont know why this is important but i saw tyra's name so.. ya

aries are compatible with....

ARIES AND ARIES Both enter with the intent of dominating the scenario. A passionate affair, but neither is content with playing the smaller role. The Aries female tends to dominate (generally because domineering females have to try harder to get their way than domineering males). However, there will be fierce competition to be number one. Eventually, the flare-ups and heavy cannonading take their toll in the bedroom, and what starts out so promisingly ends in disharmony. The situation dictates that both need their own careers or directions independent of one another for this to work. When their energies are diverted into other areas, conflict between the two becomes a bit more playful and less destructive.

ARIES AND TAURUS Both are highly sensual, but Aries may be annoyed by the deliberate pace and unimaginative lovemaking of Taurus. Taurus is a homebody, while Aries is definitely not. Aries is impulsive, and looks for new experiences and freedom. Taurus is possessive and jealous, set in its ways, and views Aires's need to be an individual as a rejection. Taurus is good at making money but Aries is even better at spending it. The long haul can be hard going, though if they hang on long enough Aries will come to appreciate Taurus's steadiness and dependability.

ARIES AND GEMINI They won't bore each other because both love to talk. (It's a close contest, but Gemini will probably win.) And they share a special compatibility, for Gemini is as restless and anxious to try new things as Aries is. There are no inhibitions on either side. Gemini is clever enough to counter Aires's need to dominate. Gemini may seek extra stimulation, but is discreet about it. Both minds mesh well; Aries is dynamic and intelligent, Gemini is versatile and ingenious. Aries is likely to be the leader sexually, and Gemini delights in thinking up variations to keep Aires's interest at a peak. The signals are definitely go.

ARIES AND CANCER These two are fascinated with each other at the beginning, but sexual attraction fades in the face of many temperamental differences. Aries leaps without looking; Cancer is cautious. Cancer loves hearth and home; Aries hates being tied down. Resentments build up and they argue over trifles. Aries has a sharp tongue that wounds vulnerable Cancer. The more aggressive Aries is, the more defensive Cancer becomes. There's too little compatibility to work with. When Cancer starts to nag, Aries looks for the way out.

ARIES AND LEO Both have got egos to burn and both like to lead. Aggressive Aries wouldn't dream of taking second place, and kingly Leo needs constant admiration. Usually they can work it out by having Leo play the emperor and Aries play the general. The trick is for neither to take the other all that seriously. It's a fine combustible sexual match, for both are fiery and romantic. Aries is optimistic and open to fife; Leo is generous and good-hearted. If neither tries to deflate the other and if they can find room to compromise about who dominates whom this should be a happy mating.

ARIES AND VIRGO Aires's boldness should intrigue shy, reserved Virgo for a time. But they have totally different ideas about what should happen in the bedroom and elsewhere. Aires's passions are impulsive and direct. Virgo's sexuality is more enigmatic and takes time to be revealed. In other areas Aries is full of exciting new plans and ideas, and insists on being boss. Virgo is critical and fussy, and likes things to be done the way Virgo wants. Virgo disapproves of Aries's extravagance; Aries thinks Virgo cold and carping. They end up making war, not love.

ARIES AND LIBRA There is a powerful initial attraction between these two opposites, for in certain areas each supplies what the other lacks. For one, Aires's aggressiveness arouses Libra's sensual potential. Their love life may be unconventional. However, Libra really wants peace, quiet, and harmony -while Aries wants action and adventure. Both like social fife, entertaining, and pleasure, but both are restless in different ways. In time Libra will look for someone less demanding, and Aries will bind someone more adoring. Marvelous affair; poor marriage.

ARIES AND SCORPIO Love can be a bonfire between these two. They're both physical, energetic, and passionate. Sexually, everything should be finite's the emotional side of the relationship they can't handle. Each has a forceful personality and wants to control the other. In the end, Scorpio's jealousy may prove the undoing. Aires's many outside interests make Scorpio feel insecure and that brings out Scorpio's tyrannical streak. Aries won't take orders and Scorpio will never take a back seat. This is an unstable partnership with a low ignition point.

ARIES AND SAGITTARIUS Sagittarius is a perfect temperamental match for Aries. They are both active, spontaneous people who like socializing, have extravagant tastes in common, and enjoy the good life. There may be a little conflict because both are impulsive and brutally frank. Arguments can reach the boiling point. Aires's forceful sexual approach is not always playful Sagittarius's style. However, they have wonderful senses of humor and enjoy each other's company. If they make it in the bedroom, they'll make it everywhere else.

ARIES AND CAPRICORN Aires's taste for innovation and experiment may not please conservative Capricorn. Aries is restless, fiery, impulsive; Capricorn is ordered, settled, practical. Capricorn needs to dominate and so does Aries. Problems also crop up over money Aries is extravagant, Capricorn is security minded. Aires's responsive sexual nature meets its match in Capricorn's deep-seated passions. And Capricorn's strength and endurance will in time win Aires's respect.

ARIES AND AQUARIUS They're well suited temperamentally -both are active, ambitious, enjoy a wide range of interests, and are equally eager for sexual adventure. Depending on whim, Aquarius may or may not let Aries take the lead. Both are independent -- Aquarius even more than Aries and Aries may at times feel neglected. Aries finds the Aquarian unpredictability exciting, but also never feels entirely secure. However, with a bit of tact and understanding on both sides, this is a great affair that could turn into something even better.

ARIES AND PISCES Aries will draw Pisces out of that shell, and in turn will be hypnotized by Pisces' seductive and mysterious sexuality. The boldness and confidence of Aries plus Pisces' intuitions and fantasies add up to an eventful union. Personality differences complement each other. Aries is self-assured and vivacious; Pisces is somewhat shy and easily led. Aries likes to be dominant, Pisces likes having someone to lean on. For a happy coupling this requires only a little more tact on Aries's part.

SOOO... ARE YOU COMPATIBLE WITH ME? LET ME KNOW....

hoes and cocks indeed

2006-11-14T01:43:00.001+08:00

Can i please have 2 hoes and one cock please? thank you..

kobe is a pain in the arse

2006-10-31T01:51:00.000+08:00

kobe has become such a drag. i resent my sister for dashing to australia and leaving him in my care for 2 months.

at first i would take him out twice a day and shower him once ever three days but he has become such a drag i simply refuse to pamper him.

people out there, before you decide to get a dog you should always take the time to consider if you can afford the dog financially and keep in mind if you can spare the time for a gremlin like this..

my sister didnt take the time to train her gremlin and he bites everything in site, including shoes, hangers, cupboards, doors, poop, my dad's underwear (yes you read rite!)

sick of him , just sick of him!!